{"product_id":"bison-sliders-carnivoresnax-bison-sliders","title":"BISON SLIDERS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat did the buffalo say when his kid went off to college?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you guess bi-son… then you, my friend, are a winner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo you… get the joke?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause it sounds like he’s saying “bye son.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYa know what, nevermind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s start over:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarnivore Snax Bison Sliders are here. Here’s why you’re going to want to chew through the foil to gnash your chompers on this brand new cut…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhile the Bald Eagle might be the National Bird, the bison is a symbol of the old west.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis beautiful creature greeted cowboys as they drove into no-mans-land, providing the food and leather they needed to tame the Wild, Wild West.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWithout the bison, America just ain’t ‘Merica.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMOREOVER…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003e*over exaggerated 1840s Texas cowboy voice*\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003e“Bison ain’t just for nourishing cowfolk on the dusty trail, I reckon. In fact, I reckon it’s some of the most delicious and nutritious protein source on God’s green Earth.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDarn tootin’.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor realsies, though…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBison is absolutely PACKED with lean protein. Yet despite the inherent leanness of the meat, it still maintains that moist, pastry-like texture you’ve come to grow and love from Carnivore Snax.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can dip ’em.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can chomp ’em.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can chew ’em.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust don’t leave home without ’em.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSaddle up and ride on over to the product page before I stick my six-shooter up your- WHOA THERE partner… almost forgot my manners.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re gonna love sliding these delicious little sliders down your gullet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow go buy some meat!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"carnivoresnax","offers":[{"title":"5 oz","offer_id":47867638317140,"sku":"44086696280304","price":11.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/8515\/3620\/files\/9f109d7172fd65ba5bffec08d39ba3a7.webp?v=1792205285","url":"https:\/\/www.carnivoresnax.it.com\/products\/bison-sliders-carnivoresnax-bison-sliders","provider":"carnivoresnax.it.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}